So a couple was driving down the road, and suddenly they start fighting about how the woman thinks that her man is cheating. As a retort, (for some reason she has a knife in her purse) she grabs the knife and cuts his dick off; throwing it out the window. Meanwhile in the car behind then - a grandfather and his granddaughter were going down the road when all of a sudden the severed penis hits the windshield and bounces off. The little girl asks her grandfather what it was. Now, he knew what it was so he said "oh, probobly just a squirrel or something" to save her innocent eyes. She sat there and thought, then told her grandfather "wow... that squirrel had a really big dick."

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